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Saturday  9/17

I worked from 3-8

well at 7 30 andy goes "josh wanna go to ISU" and im like....

lets fucking do it...

we hit the town by 10 and just start drinking...me and andy figured that im am an alcoholic cause i drak 12 cups of beer 2 cans of beer 2 jungle juice and then i did some other shit

and i wasnt even buzzin...

Then i met a girl named meghan she is a cool girl

and then i had like 5 phone calls from girls that i didnt even know i gave my number out to

Crazy fucking night...by far the MOST fun i ever had

Edit------

Drinking----->smoking----->and girls that are older than me but easier than girls that are my age....priceless

Any ways ISU is such bad ass shit and i can wait to go back again

started office max today....

Nice place to work...

tomarrow is my first day working with andy...(that place is going to hell real fast)

Any ways i like the job...

Bad ass party this weekend...

I need to learn manners so heres what im doing

its about 90% that i would and prolly do say the instead of things

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING: I'm not involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Get at the end of the fuckin' line.

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck's yer problem?

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This shit is fuckin' impossible.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and put you in charge?

TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

EDIT

Car racing is bad ass

thats it...

I EDITED THE POST

On September 11th 2005....

My Xanga Was attacked...by a comment spammer....

Naw actually i dont feel like doing that 17 comment bull shit

Im gonna post you dont read it or comment on it...you can go to hell but if you do both...then GOOD FUCKING JOB

Any ways...

Quote of the day

Me: dad if i kick this in that direction would you be pissed

Dad: Josh leave the fucking landscapers alone

Me: Hey thats Mexicos finest athletes over there

Dad: why do you say that

Me: cause those fuckers had to run swim and jump to get over here..and now there way the hell up here i really hand it to them *Kicks ball misses and hits neighbors truck and runs in the house*

EDIT

Another Quote of the day

some one: Dude
Dark Toxic 21: ??
Dark Toxic 21: have sex again?
some one: I came to the greatest conclusion today
some one: Edward Sissor Hands, CREATED EMO'S
Dark Toxic 21: OMFG!!!! LOL
some one: He has white skin
some one: black eyeliner
some one: Dresses weird
some one: is always depressed
some one: and, CUTS HIMSELF
some one: am i right?

I guess so

and im thinking about starting to take steroids...give me your feed back on that